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Krokodil: New international flesh-eating drug also a great weight loss drug?
Recent news reports label the Krokodil as “dangerous,” “addictive,” and, of course, “flesh-eating,” while totally neglecting to mention its remarkable effectiveness as a weight loss drug.
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PHOTO OF THE DAY: Bill Clinton awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for years spent being free to do whatever the hell he wants
Bill Clinton was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom today in honor of the many years he has spent free to do whatever the hell he has wanted, whenever he has wanted, wherever he has wanted, with few repercussions and little in the way of repentance or any sense of concern for anything other than his own twisted sexual compulsions.
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![[VIDEO] Mayor of Toronto either attempting to murder a woman or save her from an unknown assailant](http://www.dailyautocrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-shot-2013-11-19-at-1.43.07-AM-360x225.png "[VIDEO] Mayor of Toronto either attempting to murder a woman or save her from an unknown assailant")
[VIDEO] Mayor of Toronto either attempting to murder a woman or save her from an unknown assailant
Having totally lost his mind, Mayor Rob Ford gingerly marched across the chamber, attempting to kidnap and possibly kill an innocent old woman.
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WEEK IN AUTOCRACY: 11-17 Nov. 2013
Discussions between Russian and Egyptian officials this week involved an arms deal reportedly worth $2 billion and numerous jokes about how the democratically-elected president of Egypt is currently in jail.
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PHOTO OF THE DAY: Congress and general public unaware that only federal healthcare site, and not state sites, has a problem
Today’s congressional hearings on the Obama Administration’s faulty federal healthcare website confirmed that both Congress and the general public remain totally unaware that if you live in a state that has set up its own exchange–as initially was asked of states, but which many refused to do despite being offered federal funding–you can buy your plan through the state exchange website, all of which are working fine.
With Hawaii now gay, top 3 honeymoon destinations for bigots
The Daily Autocrat offers three less-known honeymoon spots for lovestruck bigots looking for a half-way decent location in which to christen their as-nature-intended-it heterosexual union without the perennial stench of homosexuality infringing upon their basic rights.
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In dramatic show of restraint, North Korea publicly executes only 80 people for watching soap operas
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Turkish government’s collection of intelligence from co-ed dorms probably a great use of resources
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Peace-loving Israel and Saudi Arabia express concern over lack of U.S. war with Iran and Syria
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Developments in Egypt raise suspicions that coup may have recently occurred
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March 27, 2012Maryam al-Khawaja on the protests in Bahrain
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October 22, 2011
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October 13, 2011
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November 19, 2013[VIDEO] Mayor of Toronto either attempting to murder a woman or save her from an unknown assailant
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November 7, 2013
NEWS BRIEF: Obama apologizes to Americans who are losing shitty, substandard insurance plans
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November 4, 2013
NEWS BRIEF: Kerry reassures Saudis U.S. shares their deranged, reckless goals
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November 20, 2013PHOTO OF THE DAY: Bill Clinton awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for years spent being free to do whatever the hell he wants
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November 17, 2013
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November 13, 2013
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November 27, 2013Krokodil: New international flesh-eating drug also a great weight loss drug?
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November 9, 2013
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November 3, 2013
Lack of transparency plagues selection process for new Pakistani Taliban leader
[VIDEO] Mayor of Toronto either attempting to murder a woman or save her from an unknown assailant
Having totally lost his mind, Mayor Rob Ford gingerly marched across the chamber, attempting to kidnap and possibly kill an innocent old woman.
Nationalist rioters in Russia taking way too long to break down door to vegetable market [VIDEO]
The anti-immigrant nationalists agreed that they should have practiced on some plain sheets of glass before “going big time like this” at a vegetable market.
In televised interview, Assad sounds a bit like a weird pervert, am I wrong? [VIDEO]
When Syrian President Bashar al Assad speaks, the words “pervert,” “weirdo,” and “weird pervert” come to mind.
Pakistani candidate shows human side by falling on head [VIDEO]
Pakistani politician Imran Khan fell 14 feet head-first from a makeshift lift today, proving to all of his supporters that he is just like them–or specifically that he is just like those among them who regularly fall 14 feet head-first from makeshift lifts.
North Korea video scary
This video is scary, with a scary voice over scary music. “We are crazy,” the narrator tells viewers. “Be very scared. We are nuts.”
Failed assassination attempt in Bulgaria turns into hilarious stomping of assassin [VIDEO]
“The relentless beating would have felt a lot better had I just successfully shot that guy in the head,” the assassin told reporters Saturday night. “Well, it still would have hurt–particularly when that guy repeatedly slammed his briefcase into my head, but I imagine that the victory that I had just achieved would have helped get me through it.” Ahmed Dogan, the head of Bulgaria’s Turkish ethnic party survived the assassination attempt after the gun failed to go off.
Bill O’Reilly distraught by unraveling of supreme white establishment [VIDEO]
Bill O’Reilly has decried the end of white people as we know it.
2010 footage of Putin fondling a puppy [VIDEO]
“This puppy is now mine and I will do as I please with it, including taking its young life if I need to,” Russian President Vladimir Putin told reporters before slitting the puppy’s throat and crying uncontrollably.
Santorum: I made decision to run for president while sitting at a kitchen table [VIDEO]
Rick Santorum admitted Tuesday that he had initially decided to run for President of the United States of America while sitting at a table in his kitchen.
Surprisingly, protests in Bahrain continue despite the U.S. not paying attention [VIDEO]
Security forces in Bahrain appear to be under the impression that if everything is covered up in tear gas, it simply isn’t there anymore.
You won’t be hearing anything more from the King of Tonga, because he’s dead [VIDEO]
King George Topou V of Tonga was laid to rest this week after what were actually even slightly more restful years as king of the 105,000 person island.
New anti-Obama ad highlights President’s experience as Russian spy [VIDEO]
In its new anti-Obama ad, Super PAC “American Crossroads” is able to simultaneously point out that President Obama has complete disregard for American interests while also insinuating that he may even be working for the Russians –all the while giving voters absolutely no substantive information.
Two old rich white guys discuss racial issues on Fox News [VIDEO]
Lou Dobbs and some other white guy took the time out of their busy schedules and prescription drug addictions this week to talk about how race doesn’t exist.
New Santorum ad rightly compares Ahmadinejad to Obama [VIDEO]
Finally, someone has the courage to say what we’ve all been thinking: Ahmadinejad is an inspirational, intellectual, and courageous leader with the strength and determination needed to build a better future for our country.
Government-sponsored oppression party continues in Bahrain [Video]
The government of Bahrain continues to engage protesters in delightful little games throughout the country. It’s unclear what the people of Bahrain are complaining about.
Santorum hates the economy, government [VIDEO]
This week, Rick Santorum explained that both the economy and government were to blame for the economy and government.
Does Obama’s March Madness bracket mirror his presidency? (yes)
Obama has made some strides in his first term as president just as he’s shown some flashes of competency and smarts in his choosing of the winners of NCAA Basketball games. But he’s also been too safe with many of his decisions and hasn’t lived up to the ambitious ideals of change he inspired in the people when he was elected in 2008.
Putin may have brutally murdered a zoo animal in 2008 [VIDEO]
Putin kissed the tiger in front of his cameramen, placed a satellite tracking device on it, and let it return to the wild. The wild, of course, was the zoo, where after three days the tiger ended up almost dying from an overdose of tranquilizers.
President of Belarus finding it hard to be both gay and a dictator [VIDEO]
President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, admitted this week that he finds it impossible to be a dictator and be gay at the same time.
Santorum takes Alabama, Mississippi in latest reminder that God is a raging psychopath
Following a big win in Kansas over the weekend, Rick Santorum scored additional victories in Alabama and Mississippi this week. If you were God (and you might be) you would support Santorum too.
Rick Santorum delivers speech about Satan, written by Satan [VIDEO]
If you haven’t done yourself the favor of listening to Rick Santorum’s discourse on Satan, please find it here.
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