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Pakistani candidate shows human side by falling on head [VIDEO]
Pakistani politician Imran Khan fell 14 feet head-first from a makeshift lift today, proving to all of his supporters that he is just like them–or specifically that he is just like those among them who regularly fall 14 feet head-first from makeshift lifts.
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Syrian rebels not quite so lovable, it seems
Remember when you used to idolize the anti-government forces in Syria? Yes, you remember.
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Plump 20-something North Korean kid actually pretty goddamn scary, Americans agree
Given that North Korea has nuclear weapons, but no feasible way of delivering them to potential targets, it might seem weird to you that a recent poll found that 47 percent of Americans believe that Pyongyang is capable of launching a nuclear missile that can hit the United States, and another 10 percent said they didn’t know.
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Hugo Chavez dies, yet you remain
Say what you will about President Hugo Chavez, but at least he did something with his life. You, on the other hand, are completely worthless.
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People of Niger eagerly await opening of cool new U.S. drone base
Oh, yes, and they are also being used in the United States, just so you don’t feel left out. We know how sensitive you are about this kind of thing.
Plump 20-something North Korean kid actually pretty goddamn scary, Americans agree
Given that North Korea has nuclear weapons, but no feasible way of delivering them to potential targets, it might seem weird to you that a recent poll found that 47 percent of Americans believe that Pyongyang is capable of launching a nuclear missile that can hit the United States, and another 10 percent said they didn’t know.
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As election approaches, Chavez asks Venezuelans to give him 14 more years to “do some stuff”
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November 7, 2012Election 2012 takeaway: Republicans must move further to the right
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Pakistani candidate shows human side by falling on head [VIDEO]
Pakistani politician Imran Khan fell 14 feet head-first from a makeshift lift today, proving to all of his supporters that he is just like them–or specifically that he is just like those among them who regularly fall 14 feet head-first from makeshift lifts.
North Korea video scary
This video is scary, with a scary voice over scary music. “We are crazy,” the narrator tells viewers. “Be very scared. We are nuts.”
Failed assassination attempt in Bulgaria turns into hilarious stomping of assassin [VIDEO]
“The relentless beating would have felt a lot better had I just successfully shot that guy in the head,” the assassin told reporters Saturday night. “Well, it still would have hurt–particularly when that guy repeatedly slammed his briefcase into my head, but I imagine that the victory that I had just achieved would have helped get me through it.” Ahmed Dogan, the head of Bulgaria’s Turkish ethnic party survived the assassination attempt after the gun failed to go off.
Bill O’Reilly distraught by unraveling of supreme white establishment [VIDEO]
Bill O’Reilly has decried the end of white people as we know it.
2010 footage of Putin fondling a puppy [VIDEO]
“This puppy is now mine and I will do as I please with it, including taking its young life if I need to,” Russian President Vladimir Putin told reporters before slitting the puppy’s throat and crying uncontrollably.
Santorum: I made decision to run for president while sitting at a kitchen table [VIDEO]
Rick Santorum admitted Tuesday that he had initially decided to run for President of the United States of America while sitting at a table in his kitchen.
Surprisingly, protests in Bahrain continue despite the U.S. not paying attention [VIDEO]
Security forces in Bahrain appear to be under the impression that if everything is covered up in tear gas, it simply isn’t there anymore.
You won’t be hearing anything more from the King of Tonga, because he’s dead [VIDEO]
King George Topou V of Tonga was laid to rest this week after what were actually even slightly more restful years as king of the 105,000 person island.
New anti-Obama ad highlights President’s experience as Russian spy [VIDEO]
In its new anti-Obama ad, Super PAC “American Crossroads” is able to simultaneously point out that President Obama has complete disregard for American interests while also insinuating that he may even be working for the Russians –all the while giving voters absolutely no substantive information.
Two old rich white guys discuss racial issues on Fox News [VIDEO]
Lou Dobbs and some other white guy took the time out of their busy schedules and prescription drug addictions this week to talk about how race doesn’t exist.
New Santorum ad rightly compares Ahmadinejad to Obama [VIDEO]
Finally, someone has the courage to say what we’ve all been thinking: Ahmadinejad is an inspirational, intellectual, and courageous leader with the strength and determination needed to build a better future for our country.
Government-sponsored oppression party continues in Bahrain [Video]
The government of Bahrain continues to engage protesters in delightful little games throughout the country. It’s unclear what the people of Bahrain are complaining about.
Santorum hates the economy, government [VIDEO]
This week, Rick Santorum explained that both the economy and government were to blame for the economy and government.
Does Obama’s March Madness bracket mirror his presidency? (yes)
Obama has made some strides in his first term as president just as he’s shown some flashes of competency and smarts in his choosing of the winners of NCAA Basketball games. But he’s also been too safe with many of his decisions and hasn’t lived up to the ambitious ideals of change he inspired in the people when he was elected in 2008.
Putin may have brutally murdered a zoo animal in 2008 [VIDEO]
Putin kissed the tiger in front of his cameramen, placed a satellite tracking device on it, and let it return to the wild. The wild, of course, was the zoo, where after three days the tiger ended up almost dying from an overdose of tranquilizers.
President of Belarus finding it hard to be both gay and a dictator [VIDEO]
President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, admitted this week that he finds it impossible to be a dictator and be gay at the same time.
Santorum takes Alabama, Mississippi in latest reminder that God is a raging psychopath
Following a big win in Kansas over the weekend, Rick Santorum scored additional victories in Alabama and Mississippi this week. If you were God (and you might be) you would support Santorum too.
Rick Santorum delivers speech about Satan, written by Satan [VIDEO]
If you haven’t done yourself the favor of listening to Rick Santorum’s discourse on Satan, please find it here.
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