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Get to know China’s air defense zone

One of the biggest Asia-related news items in recent weeks is China’s establishment of an Air Defense Identification Zone (ADIZ) over the East China Sea. Yes, China beat you to it.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY: 11-17 Nov. 2013

Discussions between Russian and Egyptian officials this week involved an arms deal reportedly worth $2 billion and numerous jokes about how the democratically-elected president of Egypt is currently in jail.

Plump 20-something North Korean kid actually pretty goddamn scary, Americans agree

Given that North Korea has nuclear weapons, but no feasible way of delivering them to potential targets, it might seem weird to you that a recent poll found that 47 percent of Americans believe that Pyongyang is capable of launching a nuclear missile that can hit the United States, and another 10 percent said they didn’t know.

U.S. voters take to the polls in country’s last election before 2014 Chinese invasion

Incoming Chinese president Xi Jinping has notified Americans that it will likely be difficult to squeeze time in for voting during their 18-hour shifts at manufacturing plants.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY: 14-20 Oct 2012

In case you were wondering what sort of psychopath has nothing better to do than to institute laws that prevent low-income people from receiving contraception, here’s a clue: she’s rich, white, Republican, hates Mexicans, and should be given the electric chair.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY, 30 Sept – 6 Oct 2012

“You’re a gigantic loser, wimp, and pussy,” Mitt Romney informed President Obama Wednesday night before walking over to the president’s podium and urinating all over his shoes.

Chinese VP Xi tells Americans “Only some of you will become our slaves. The rest of you will be our sex slaves.”

Xi promised that once China takes over the world, only some Americans will be forced to work in its industrial zones.

Enghebatu Togochog on Inner Mongolia

Enghebatu Togochog is director of the Southern Mongolian Human Rights Information Center. He was born and raised in Southern Mongolia and obtained his Bachelor of Arts in Mongolian Linguistics and Literature from the…

PHOTO OF THE DAY: Biden passes out on airplane, wakes up in hands of country's creditors

“Holy crap,” the Vice President declared when getting off the plane in China. “How much money do we owe these people again?”

China getting in touch with its Inner Mongolia by completely obliterating it

Consolidation of business in the rare earth production industry is a great thing. Of course, the playful axiom usually only really holds true for the consolidator. The Earth, for one, generally isn’t a…

In 10 years, when China is in charge, I'm going to learn Mandarin and have all of you arrested

In 2010, the United States’ trade imbalance with China–the world’s second largest economy–reached an all-time high of $273 billion. The playful prospect of a U.S. debt default, together with China’s growing economic dominance,…

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