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French objection to Iran deal could have been prevented had U.S. just invaded Syria, as France had wanted

A simple, U.S.-led war in Syria–which the French badly craved over the summer–would have eliminated the possibility of talks with Iran in the first place . On the bright side, though, it would have also made France’s eventual scuttling of the talks impossible, which would have been nice.

ELECTION GUIDE: France’s 2012 Presidential Candidates

With the first round of the French presidential election taking place this weekend, The Daily Autocrat has produced this handy guide taking a look at the candidates in line to become the next face of France.

For once, French presidential candidates not publicly linked to hooker orgies

France is currently suffering through another presidential election, giving French voters the opportunity to choose their new leader from among their masters.

Merkel and Sarkozy now dating, sources say

“We will most likely eat-in tonight and go horse-back riding Thursday,” read a joint statement this morning.

Strauss-Kahn gets head, IMF loses head, New York maid gets ahead

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, or The ‘Nique, as absolutely no one calls him, finally resigned as Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) today, after allegations of attempted rape made their way around the…

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