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REPORT: Mitt Romney visibly aroused while discussing war with Iran

On numerous occasions Mitt Romney has failed to contain his obvious sexual excitement at the thought of dropping bombs, killing thousands of Iranians.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY: 14-20 Oct 2012

In case you were wondering what sort of psychopath has nothing better to do than to institute laws that prevent low-income people from receiving contraception, here’s a clue: she’s rich, white, Republican, hates Mexicans, and should be given the electric chair.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY, 30 Sept – 6 Oct 2012

“You’re a gigantic loser, wimp, and pussy,” Mitt Romney informed President Obama Wednesday night before walking over to the president’s podium and urinating all over his shoes.

Romney: New report shows that not every single person in country has a job

“In four years this president has still not given every single person a job. That’s not the United States I know. When I was a kid, every single person around me had a job and was rich.”

An exclusive interview with Mitt Romney

The guy might be a bit of a dick, but at least he didn’t say that 47% of the American public are lazy, and at least he took the time out of his busy schedule to sit down with The Daily Autocrat to lay out his vision for the country.

Mitt Romney: A comedian at heart

If the former governor can’t get a laugh out of you–well, then you may either be a compassionate person with a functioning brain, or you may not actually be listening to a single word he’s saying.

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