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The Queen privately admitted that she thought she had died 3 1/2 years ago.

Queen Elizabeth totally unaware they don’t have queens in the afterlife

This oddly shaped woman oversees quite a bit of property–including fruit farms, horses, art collections, castles, jewels, and swans–and of course, swans stuffed with jewels, and castles filled with fruit, and art featuring horses, and horses who have had art surgically inserted into their bodies.

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