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As election approaches, Chavez asks Venezuelans to give him 14 more years to “do some stuff”

“I just need 14 more years to finish things up around here. 168 more months is all I ask. Seriously, what’s another 5,110 days? Cut me some goddamn slack.” Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez pleaded Friday before throwing his microphone into the audience and vanishing into thin air.

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