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Obama: Trayvon Martin actually President of the United States

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Vice President Joe Biden and George Zimmerman are also the same person, Obama said Friday.

In a press conference on Friday, President Obama explained to reporters that Trayvon Martin, the African-American teen who was shot and killed last year, was in fact the president of the United States.

“Trayvon was actually the commander-in-chief of the U.S. armed forces and the leader of the free world,” Obama explained, describing in detail how prior to his death, the 17-year-old had led the executive branch of the federal government and oversaw both the foreign and domestic policy of the United States. “As head of state, Trayvon could sign and veto congressionally passed bills and conclude treaties with foreign powers,” Obama said.

Obama also provided details to reporters on how George Zimmerman is actually Vice President Joe Biden, some 9 year-old girl from Georgia is actually House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, and that all of those injured on the Asiana Airlines flight that crashed earlier this month are Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.

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The White House has confirmed that 9-year-old Jessica Austin is in fact actually Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi.

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President Obama has insisted that every single person hurt on Asiana Airlines Flight 214 is Senator Harry Reid.

 

 

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