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Qaddafi’s wife demands rotting corpse of former dictator for who knows what sort of sick, sexual thing

In the latest display of her shameless wantonness, Safia Farkash has demanded that her former lover’s rotting corpse be presented to her immediately.

WEEK IN AUTOCRACY: 1-7 April 2012

This week, Seif al-Islam, the son of late Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi, claimed he was “attacked” while in detention. Fellow prisoners have long complained that Seif is having a tough time differentiating between unsolicited, passionate love-making and being “attacked”.

On couch, eating pizza, Qaddafi "ready for your apology"

As Colonel Qaddafi’s forces close in on the rebel stronghold of Benghazi, Saif al-Islam has triumphantly declared that the war will be over within 48 hours–although he wasn’t able to say just how…

Qaddafi promises country a quick return to shitty, horrific, stifling pre-protest normalcy

As Tripoli comes under tighter control, with downtown stores reopening and people eagerly lining up for the $400 Starbucks gift cards so generously offered to them by the regime–Qaddafi is now struggling to…

Qaddafi to Venezuela, Chavez to Libya in new "Autocrat Swap" reality show

It will probably require a bit of back and forth with their agents, but perhaps we could get a switch going, if only just for 2 weeks, so that these two gentleman could…

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